Our Services

How’d you like to

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Blow bubbles your online course/membership/coaching program launch goals outta water?

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Get a constant soda stream of Stripe notifications on your phone?

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Open the Flood gates to your list, membership site & coaching programs with buyers? 

And most importantly….

Delegate ALL your launch copy to someone who gives a damn about your launch  goals…

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Close the 23 Chrome tabs on “how to write launch copy” and remove the blank Google doc you’ve been staring at for hours

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Get rid of  another generic sales page copy template from your digital shelf

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Shut down your Mac and go on Airplane mode

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CEO-around (with or without pants)

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Catch up on (uninterrupted) sleep 

Wanna say goodbye to watered down launch copy drowning in salty tears  

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Say hello to cash-induced copy that connects, compels & converts 

(that’s a lot of Csss)

Unleash me on your launches

*blows non-polished fingernails, rubs on shirt* 

Let’s do this!

“Wait…how do you do this thing?”

You mean my supercalifragilisticexpialidocious copy prowess? 

(For starters, I don’t use 34 character words in your copy)

I use words that your humans clients use. That’s where all launch projects start….

  1. Researching your target audience (like a P.I. with cool sunglasses)
  2. Snooping on your competitors (digging up dirt what sets you apart)
  3. Understanding your voice (so you sound like you. Only better) 
  4. Writing & Editing (while you relax like a BOSS)
  5. Wireframing (so it flows like TLC’s waterfalls)
  6. Improving it (A/B split tests, subject lines, button copy…and a host of other things)

Choose your “launch copy adventure” in one of three ways:

01. Soaked-in-Profits Sales Page

You get:

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Research + Discovery Insights

  • Voice of customer data (surveys, interviews, chat logs, call transcripts)
  • Competitor analysis (website and product sales pages)
  • Product research
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Written, edited &  wireframed sales page

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Brand messaging guide OR 2 versions of Facebook ad copy

$5,000

I'm sold

02. Launch with a Bang

Despise the copy paste launch system that feels too one size fits all-ish? Me too!

Here’s the thing. Your offer’s unique. You’re unique. While every launch has a few basic ingredients to create an edible meal at best – why not tailor the menu launch for your juicy vision, hungry fans, & meaty offer so that it’s a 5-star meal?

Because when you do…you’ll taste the sweet success of Stripe notifications, client success stories, and deep impact – instead of dreaming about it. Or blowing up your budget. Or worse, using a copy and paste funnel plan that your competitors are swiping left and right.  

As your launch sidekick (and cheerleaders) I’ll help you get there with:

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Detailed launch strategy

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Done for you custom launch copy

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Deep support so you’re never left alone to navigate the stormy launchy seas!

Become my launch sidekick!

03. Copy Tune Up

Does this sound like you?

  • “My messaging is flat and boring. It needs chutzpah but I have no idea what I’m doing”
  • “Ummm…I’ve used a template to write my sales page. But I don’t know if it will convert”
  • “I’ve a sales page that’s hovering over a percent. I want to increase conversions.”

The Copy Tune Up will review your sales page for: 

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Messaging organization 

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Jargon, long-windedness, and customer focused copy

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User experience (with some feedback on design)

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Clarity, conciseness, and conversions (or lack thereof)

Here’s how it rolls:

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You fill out a detailed form about your sales page

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You hear from us within 48 hours (if we’re a good fit)

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Book a spot on our calendar and make payment

Here’s what you get within 2 weeks:

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Comprehensive video review of your sales page

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A Google doc with copy recommendations and edits (for headlines, calls to action buttons, and body copy)

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A section of your sales page rewritten

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Recommendations for your sales page visuals (possible wireframe) 

Here’s how we wrap it up

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You watch the video review and drool over the copy tune ups in the Google doc.

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We get on a 30-minute follow up call to discuss the video review, recommendations doc, and answer your questions. 

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We end our call, with grinning faces, and virtual fist pumps.

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(You’re ready to sell your offer. Lots of it. Watch out world!) 

I need a copy tune up

Need help on a signature
blend project?

Need help with copy that doesn’t fit in the options above?
Like a quiz funnel. Or website copy. Or a funnel audit?
Or something new and decadent?

Let’s talk